lolllll fatass. have a great memorial day~ (btw you’re not actually a fatass, you’re beautiful~ you’re just like… fatass in spirit lol)
HAHAAA yessss i have a chunky spirit. i like to think my soul is something like this:

lolllll fatass. have a great memorial day~ (btw you’re not actually a fatass, you’re beautiful~ you’re just like… fatass in spirit lol)
HAHAAA yessss i have a chunky spirit. i like to think my soul is something like this:
had ANOTHER awesome dinner fuck yes im so full and fat and happy. totally just wasted all that time i spent ACTUALLY EXERCISING WHICH I NEVER DO but worthh ittt.
…okay now time for dessert
please excuse the awful photo, i was more focused on the awesome meal i was about to inhale rather than balanced color composition and placement of each item etcetcetc. (and i feel like traditional westerneuropean foods just arent very photogenic anyway haha)
okay so can i just start off by saying: i flipping LOVE corned beef. hot or cold (and its soooo good cold), i will just sit there and peel little strips off of the brisket, something akin to a child eating string cheese. except im an adult. eating a corned beef brisket.
this is the first time ive made it solo; probably couldve turned out better but the fact that it’s a corned beef sandwich just negates any flaws there may be.
SO NOW IM GOING TO RANT ABOUT MY DINNER BECAUSE IT WAS YUMMY AND I FEEL LIKE BLATHERING ON TO EVERYONE HOORAYY
good ol’ corned beef sandwich. although a traditional one is literally just meat and bread, i used a bit of mozzarella and a kiss of mustard and added the cabbage and onions in there too, and an accidental stray potato chunk here or there (AWESOME TEXTURE).
perderders and veggies. ugh yum. throw that shiz in the same pot. boil to death. add kiss of butter, more black pepper, and dill (i used parsley. poor college kid cant afford to have a full spice rack ova heeyah). DONT ADD ANY MORE SALT FOR THE LOVE OF DOG.
DRINKS. OKAY. last week boyf and i found this amazing tiny little place called Mick’s Karma Bar, and they had the best strawberry basil lemonade. lord. well i dont have lemons (re: above statement about being poor and in college), soo i made do with some juice from canned pineapple and half a bottle of Reed’s Ginger Beer. not quite as good as Mick’s, but still a nice fresh tasting drink to follow all that salt from the everythingelse.
also drink the rest of the ginger beer.
if you actually read this youre awesome, i just had to get it out of my system.SORRY THIS IS A LONG ONE.
I JUST REALLY LOVE DINNER
why is the anthropology tag full of photos of bed headboards? i thought we already had it rough with photos of exorbitantly priced dresses and mugs?
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having a night in with netflix, finally hopped on the Mad Men train woowooo!
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